These kids don't mess around. They'll laugh at your clean jersey and custom mouth guard. They'll refuse to apologize after embarrassing you in front of your preteen friends watching from the nearby bleachers/forests/abandoned cattle farms. They'll make a video of it and make sure no one ever forgets.
1. But he wasn't readyyyyyy
2. Let's play guess the ref's gender
3. This one is nice
4. A Mack Truck Indeed!
5. Double Barrel Special from the team that likes the sound of your tears
6. There's something simple, yet beautiful here
7. Probably the coach's kid who also got to kick...
8. At least he fell on the soft grass
9. Fluid and fun
10. That's what happens when you _____________!